I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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