you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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