do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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