we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they're like a gay fantastic four
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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