So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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