We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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