Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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