My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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