hell yes lets make some ravioli
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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