Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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