She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize