I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
