Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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