I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
im having a threesome with these popsicles
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
There's even glitter on my cock...
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