It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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