i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm at about main and main street
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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