he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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