i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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