Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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