what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
A+ Viking dick
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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