Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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