I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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