Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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