Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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