Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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