It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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