so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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