the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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