I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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