the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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