Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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