guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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