remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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