You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I forget how to act sober
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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