What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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