i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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