For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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