I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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