My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
