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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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