she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
