I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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