question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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