I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
