I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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