Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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