Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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