i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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