Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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