its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
So. Much. Porn.
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