At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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