Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Someone shit on the floor
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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