im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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