Dual....:-)
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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