he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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