ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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