They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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