Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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